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Make cash using iphone/ andriod
Iphone users check this out. Its a really good idea :D
I made about 4 quid with it in half an hour while playing xbox !!
Check out App Trailers and get instant Gift Card codes! Get the app here http://bit.ly/ouocEH and use my bonus code ‘shepcash’ for extra points.
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TMI Tuesday
- 1. What was the last thing you ate?
- 2. Were you single on your last birthday?
- 3. What was the last movie you watched?
- 4. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
- 5. Who is the last person on your received calls list?
- 6. Do you talk a lot?
- 7. Would you marry for money?
- 8. Are you happy with life at the moment?
- 9. Is it okay to kiss people when you’re single?
- 10. It’s 4 in the morning, your phone rings, who is it?
- 11. Do you like competition?
- 12. Are your nails painted?
- 13. Have you ever hugged a complete stranger?
- 14. Does seeing couples in love make you mad?
- 15. Meet anyone new recently?
- 16. Have you ever felt like you literally needed someone?
- 17. Last song played more than three times?
- 18. Tie yourself to someone for a day, who is it?
- 19. Last time you were really happy?
- 20. Does someone love you?
- 21. What’s on your bedroom floor?
- 22. Does your ex have a job?
- 23. If your best friend liked your ex, what would you do?
- 24. Have you held hands with anybody in the past week?
- 25. Do you want any tattoos?
- 26. Do you wish that you were somewhere else right now?
- 27. Is the person you last texted single?
- 28. Where were you at nine pm last night?
- 29. Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around?
- 30. Do you hate it when there is a fly around you?
- 31. Why did you last laugh so hard? And when was it?
- 32. Have you ever taken dance class?
- 33. What time did you wake up this morning?
- 34. Do you pick your words carefully, or just tend to blurt everything out?
- 35. Do you prefer mint, citrus, or cinnamon toothpaste?
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I have so many points i don’t need a licence officer
What a hectic night. I mean fuck me…
Ok so first off i wake up in bed beside a girl i swore i would never go fucking near again.
Secondly I nearly break my hand trying to fix my car.
I then manage to get myself stuck in traffic for an hour goin to pick my mate up from the ferry terminal.
Finally get there like an hour late to find his ferry has been delayed by four hours but he couldnt get through to me because i was driving.
Then the police stop me on the way home.
JESUS CHRIST GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!
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How to give a cat medication…
1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
3) Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away.
4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees. Hold front and rear paws firmly. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat’s throat vigorously.
7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail. Get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered Doulton figures from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to stretch out flat on top of cat with head just visible from below arm-pit. Put pill in end of drinking straw. Force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
9) Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans. Drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse’s forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
10) Retrieve cat from neighbor’s shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of your last tetanus shot. Throw tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12) Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.
13) Tie cat’s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed, force cat’s mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Hold head vertically and pour pint of water down throat to wash pill down.
14) Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room. Sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop by the furniture store on way home to order new table.
15) Arrange for SPCA to find a new home for cat and ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters
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Spiders
Find massive spider in your house.
Time to burn your house down and rebuild
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